[About Cat Hartliebe] [Writer’s Stuff]
This collection was found in a variety of places. I just started collecting for the sake of D&D and my stories. Sometimes all you need is a random quest to find random items. You can take as you wish. I don’t think any of them are of my creation.
I will add more to the list as needed. When I go on a search of random collection items, I’ll add. This is just like Plot Ninjas where I will add as knowledge improves.
- Mud from the ground of a pound with a 3-fingered notch in it
- Dust from the top of a wizards hat,that was collected without the knowledge of the owner
- A coin minted in the year of the birth of the caster
- spring water collected at the first day of winter by a old woman ,it must be stored outside without freezing till the last day of winter
- Something the caster dreamed of in the night before the casting
- The feet of the caster,he must dunk than in a bowl with the other ingredients while casting
- The breath that was used to extinguish the candle of the birthdaycake of a 11 year old boy
- the noose hair of a troll that gives it to you willing
- The 100th stone that the caster finds at the beach
- A signed excuse of the mother of the caster that explains that he hadn’t have the time to collected the ingredients for familiarly reasons
- Two exactly identical sand particles
- The pedals of 7 flowers in all rainbow colors
- Earth from all realms of OZ
- The good wishes of the friends of the caster
- Half of the meal of the caster
- A crystal that lied in starlight for 101 days
- A nut collected by a greyfurred mouse on a monday
- A jar of mist
- The prints of a butterfly foot
- The cry of a newborn dwarf
- The slime of a slug that ate a potato in the last 24 hours
- The permission of the current ruler
- A mushroom that growed on the head of the caster
- Any kind of egg,but a gnome must add it to the other ingredients
- A ball that was used to play at least 50 games of croquet
- The diary of the sister of the caster
- 1000 handwritten lines of “I will never again abuse magical powers to see naked woman”
- One hair of the caster,that was removed by a bald barber
- Tar from a ship that traveled to a far away land
- A nut from a tree that was planted by the caster
- bottled laughter from a newborn child
- bottled sneeze of a pixie
- bottled yawn of a troll
- the handkerchief of invisibility
- Ren & Stimpy’s nose goblin collection
- a sun-dial wrist watch
- an ogre’s nose-ring
- the king’s invitation to another royal family’s wedding…before he gets a chance to RSVP
- the magician’s hat…both of them (watch the video shorts included with Wall-E to see where I’m coming from)
- a bubble made of pure imagination
- a snow globe with a living village inside of it
- the Old Vampire Lord’s newly sharpened dentures, preferably clean
- a cheesewheel (because that’s just a funny word)
- six cans of Bouncy Bubble Beverage, preferably after it’s gone flat so that it’s less likely to explode when opened
- JAWS, the clock-work animatronic pet dog (which has conveniently gone berserk due to a faulty gear when the players try to capture it)
- fig leaves once used for modesty
- a thorn once in a lion’s paw
- bottled dragon breath (not breath weapon)
- a lock of hair from a child’s first hair cut
- one of the tooth fairy’s teeth
- a winged maple seed that has never touched the ground
- six interlinked soap bubbles
- a cat in a box with a radioactive isotope
- cue chalk used on a Minotaur’s horns
- The left testicle of a forty year old virgin. (Species doesn’t matter as long as it’s sentient and has, you know, testicles.)
- A promissory note for sixty seven gold pieces signed by an honest man.
- Some cheese made from milk of the cows who graze on the far side of the moon. (It doesn’t have to be green but that is traditional.)
- A rusty nail that has been used to crucify someone. (Anyone, it doesn’t matter who as long as they died while pierced by this bit of metal.)
- The reflected light of a new moon trapped in a series of mirrors.
- A sword that has never drawn blood
- A baby’s first cry
- The tiller of a wrecked ship
- Wood from a lightning struck oak
- A flame that has burned for a year and a day
- A lamb that was suckled by a lioness
- A letter written by starlight
- A red hat belonging to a munchkin
- rope made from the hair of a flying monkey
- a brick from the yellow brick road
- An egg laid by a Nome (how’s that for rare)
- The tears of a widow
- The anchor from a ship lost at sea
- A jar containing a pinches of sand collected from beaches on each of the world’s oceans
- Moss harvested from the west side of a tree
- A love note written in invisible ink
- A deck of cards with the ace of spades removed
- An iPod that ran out of battery playing a cover version of Britney Spears Toxic.
- A coin that landed on it’s edge last time it was flipped.
- A counterfeit 20 dollar note that has been in circulation for a year. (it doesn’t matter what kind of dollar, it could be australian, singaporean, american, and so on)
- A bag of parts (disassembled), from your fathers first wristwatch.
- A picture of Sean Connery as James Bond signed by Roger Moore.
- A condom, ahem, used by two virgins (yeurgh, but probably full of symbolism and therefore magical)
- A lucky rabbits foot that was on a person when they died.
- A cat whose facial fur is coloured such that it looks like the cat has a hitler moustache.
- A hundred thousand tickets won at fairground games, they don’t all have to be from the same place, but they must all have been won by the same person.
- A picture of Dawn Campbell signed by Heather.
- A lottery ticket with jackpot winning numbers that hasn’t been cashed in.
- A mechanical bull that has never been ridden for more than seven seconds on it’s highest setting (oddly it has more power the younger it is, best straight from the factory!)
- Thirteen wedding rings, but they must be acquired by asking for them, not stealing or buying. Divorce really screws up the mojo, so make sure the marriages they are from are legit when you use them for magic.
- Liter of Molases, drunk by caster.
- A series of tubes…
- A 4 dimensional painting.
- A sense of forboding mixed with a slight craving for chocolate.
- A unicorn’s pager.
- An awesome face.
- A spy.
- A manatee in a ballet dress (actual dancing optional).
- An unholy dandilion.
- A witch, a duck, and a rigged scale.
- Sea foam collected at midnight.
- Seeds from a tree that was struck twice by lightning
- Hair from a truly honest lawyer (good luck)
- Rubbish that is valuable
- Flowers picked under a new moon, that grew near a fairy circle.
- 500 used tea bags
- A nub of a well loved pencil
- A pretty rock that is worthless, but cherished by someone.
- A left shoe, discarded
- 100 broken shards from 100 different dishes.
- The laughter of a grouch.
- Wool sheared off of a sheep of everchanging color, in the seven shades of the rainbow.
- A small rodent preserved alive, though suspended, in ice.
- Three singing bedbugs.
- A Crowning moment of awesome, type doesn’t matter as long as it was done by the caster.
- Pure newt sweat.
- Essence of annoyance, Warning annoying.
- A bullet that has the name of some one, that has been missed 5 times by the same bullet.
- A plunger that has met thousands of toilet, never returning to a last visited one.
- A frozen fireball, mid explosion.
- A jar full of secrets.
- The clapper from the bell of an abandoned church. (Alternatively, if the bell had no clapper, the item used to make it ring)
- 8 O’Clock coffee (The more 8s the better, coffee made on August 8th, 1888, at 8:08 has effects that are neigh-unfathomable)
- Nails/rivets from the hull of a ghost ship.
- Bullet with a name on it (Used)
- Skin burned by the sun
- Skin burned by the moon
- A CD-R which failed to be written on.
- The compass of a crashed plane
- Anything with St. Elmo’s fire on it
- Drumsticks from a slain drummer
- A rattlesnake’s kiss
- A drawing that’s been erased
- leaves of a tree grown in the ashes of burned books
- Sand from the Deadly Desrert
- Any manmade object that has travelled at least 100,000 miles (independently of the world it sits on)
- A coin left by the toothfairy.
- Fur from a Kansas dog.
- The horn from a Narnian faun. (yes in OZ)
- A 16 ct emerald.
- The caster’s middle name (this component is completely consumed)
- A jewller’s screwdiver used in the constuction of a clockwork man.
- A pinch of Mombie’s animating powder.
- An egg flung from a nest by a cuckoo and caught without breaking it before it hits the ground.
- A bottle filled with the tears of a clown
- A unused name
- Something from the local market that cost exactly the age of the casters mother in coins
- A promise to collect the ingredients when the caster has more time
- 3 hours complete silence
- A lightbeam from the midnight sun
- Ozmas toenail clippings
- Ash from the Hindenburg.
- Navigation equipment from the Titanic.
- A strut from the Tacoma bridge collapse
- A strand of gold in the darkness
- The first computer virus on a 5 14 floppy
- Vacuum tubes from UNIVAC
- A used stake from one of Vlad the Impaler’s victims
- The feather of a diamond swan
- A gill of water from a dark well
- 42 year old sword that has never been swung
If you have anything to add, make a comment. 160 items isn’t nearly enough, is it? I’ll add as I find more random items.