SS: Surprise Salsa Monster
I stare intently at the salsa jar. Will there be those beady eyes of air floating in there. Is it safe?
“I think it’s safe,” i said to myself. i open the jar. the moment i see it moving on it’s own, I run hoping to put a large amount of distance between me and the salsa monster. i see another person running away from a different salsa monster.
Have I said that salsa monsters hijack your body and control it the moment they get the chance to? And you can’t stop them from hijacking you the moment they start. They are one of the–
best creature in the world to have as a pet. open all the salsa jars right now. you can trust me.